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by Graneepi - 23 May 2019, 01:44 PM in Shitposting General
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Posted: 23 May 2019, 01:44 PM
When I was 13 I tried to fuck a banana. It wasn't peeled and was so painful, I ended up squishing it with my vagina, contracting in pain. Then the peel popped open inside me. I felt this and panicked to pull the banana out. It was just a peel now. I had a banana smoothie in my vagina. I pushed to give birth to this banana abomination but it didn't come out because the fruit was sticking to my walls. I went in with my fingers and scraped out as much banana as I could before my mom tried to talk to me. I rushed to get out of the bathroom with the scent of banana afterbirth on my body, praying she wouldn't question the banana peel and chunks in the bathroom garbage can. Looking back, she probably noticed them, but I'm still grateful she never asked and let me get away. I have enough regret from this.
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Posted: 25 May 2019, 06:44 PM
Fuck me, this guy is even more creative than me. Y'all have a great one with this fooken pleb ayylmao

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Posted: 25 May 2019, 06:49 PM
Not a high bar to reach, finny Rolleyes

And no we're still not convinced that this isn't one of your alt acc's Hyperthink
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Posted: 25 May 2019, 06:50 PM
Oh cmon you need to fuck off with that. I have better things to do than make an alt acc for this forum just to shitpost these highly disgusting posts.

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Posted: 25 May 2019, 06:53 PM
Okay I'll just dm this post to kaids so she can rest easy then hahah

Also does "lighting the finnish forests on fire" count under "better things"?
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Posted: 25 May 2019, 06:58 PM
Kaidas been worried that Graneepi is me? Fucking hell...

No ive been focusing in school so id get good grades cuz its my final year in basic education, also... partying and hanging out with friends

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Posted: 26 May 2019, 01:34 AM
Can we please not assume that I care about Finny this much? Thanks!
If you love me please tattoo D E A T H on the fingers of both your hands and get a pet polar bear.

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Posted: 26 May 2019, 06:03 PM
(26 May 2019, 01:34 AM)Kaida Wrote: Can we please not assume that I care about Finny this much? Thanks!

No. Aww
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