Best Guest Quotes

Alright so we had this thread a looooong time ago but I can't find it and I wanna post this comedy gold somewhere so here we go again!

ITT we post all the crazy shit that guests have said over the years. Protip: Give some context too if it's needed

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I was in a kebab place with my friends and we were talking about what were gonna do after school ends. Everyone in the table expect me are going to vocational school and I into highschool. So my friend who's already a big ass meme in our group reacted "Hahaa! You're seriously going to highschool." Following with the quote "We'll see who are the ones drinking every weekend" Ofc it sounds much better in finnish but meh fuck you guys. He also has some better quotes like "If you don't have any money, go home!" or "Share with friends" meaning to if someone has a girl xd

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My friend once said

もうー
お兄たんてば女の子の気持ち全然わかってない

And I laughed so much I almost pissed myself

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