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by Katsu - 27 Apr 2019, 04:35 PM in Forum Games
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Posted: 27 Apr 2019, 04:35 PM
Here is how you play:

I start off and make a wish for something I want, then the next person "corrupts" that wish and posts their own wish.


Ex: I wish for a car
Granted! But it has no wheels to move.

Let's start:
I wish for a new PC
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Posted: 27 Apr 2019, 04:41 PM
Granted! You get a new PC, only it has a faulty power supply unit and your motherboard dies. Rip.


I wish for a job
Please
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Posted: 27 Apr 2019, 05:03 PM
granted! you got a job, but the coworkers are furries and apparently your boss is your roblox gf. your welcome


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Posted: 27 Apr 2019, 05:11 PM
Granted! But your school abolishes the grade system because someone cried when they got an F.

I wish this beer I just bought would be free
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Posted: 27 Apr 2019, 05:20 PM
Granted! Your beer is now free of alcohol and still tastes like urine.

I wish I could be more assertive.
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Posted: 29 Apr 2019, 07:22 AM
Granted, you're now assertive and proactive as f*ck, but everyone finds your new self off-putting and weird, so they stop talking to you.

I wish it were summer already I hate this gloomy weather
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Posted: 29 Apr 2019, 05:39 PM (This post was last modified: 29 Apr 2019, 05:40 PM by mzlaoq.)
(27 Apr 2019, 05:03 PM)Chasia Wrote: granted! you got a job, but the coworkers are furries and apparently your boss is your roblox gf. your welcome

roblox gf  Aww thanks 

(29 Apr 2019, 07:22 AM)Moon Wrote: I wish it were summer already I hate this gloomy weather

Granted, it is now summer and the sun is shining stronger than ever. Global warming is a bish and now you have to deal with 40°C (274.15 K) (33.8°F) weather and the AC broke. Wow this is sad i'm sorry Sad

I wish to be the best basketball player in the world
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Posted: 29 Apr 2019, 10:53 PM
Granted! You are now Lebron James in both appearance, title(s), and name. However due to this drastic change, you completely lose your identity of who you were before the wish as all your memories and connections would be the original Lebron.

I wish the grass in my yard could never grow so that I don’t need to mow it.
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Posted: 29 Apr 2019, 11:09 PM
Granted, your grass stops growing permanently. Once the strong sun rays damage the grassland doesn't regenerate and gets progressively more damaged until all you have on your lawn is just dirt as new grass doesn't grow underneath. You just ruined your perfectly green lawn man, why

I wish I could get more sleep
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Posted: 29 Apr 2019, 11:20 PM
granted! you got much more sleep, so much that people thought you were dead and buried you alive. yikes


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