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by Katsu - 26 Jun 2018, 09:42 PM in The Lounge
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Posted: 26 Jun 2018, 09:42 PM
Bill is putting his young daughter to bed one night and as he walks out the bedroom door he hears her saying her prayers. She says, "God bless mommy, daddy, and grandma, rest in peace grandpa."

Bill rushes back into her bedroom and asks her, "Why did you say the last part?" His daughter replies, "Because I needed to." The next day, grandpa dies of a heart attack. Bill is worried about his daughter but thinks, "It must just be a sad coincidence."



That night he tucks his daughter into bed again and once again he hears her saying her prayers. She says, "God bless mommy and daddy, rest in peace grandma." Bill is now really worried and thinking to himself, "Can my daughter really see into the future?" The next day, grandma dies and now Bill is convinced his daughter can predict the future.

For the rest of the week nothing happens, but on the Sunday night as Bill leaves his daughter's bedroom he waits outside and listens for any more prayers. Sure enough, he hears her say, "God bless you mommy, rest in peace daddy." Now Bill is really panicking and thinking, '"Oh God, I'm going to die tomorrow!"

The following day Bill is in a complete mess all day in work; a real nervous wreck. He constantly checks the clock, looks around the room and is on edge all the time expecting to die at any moment. He is so nervous that he doesn't leave the office until it's past midnight. Once it turns midnight he says to himself with relief, "How is this possible? I should be dead!" He goes home and walks into the house to find his wife sitting on the sofa with a scared look on her face. She asks him, "Where have you been? What took you so long?"

Bill replies, "Listen honey, today I haven't had the best of days" and he is just about to tell her what has happened when she starts crying and bursts out, "I saw the mailman die yesterday!"
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Posted: 28 Jun 2018, 06:33 PM
That is terrible Sad My thoughts and prayers go to that family.

What a sad story. Rest in peace grandpa and grandma. May they find peace.
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Posted: 2 Jul 2018, 03:05 PM
(28 Jun 2018, 06:33 PM)mzlaoq Wrote: That is terrible Sad My thoughts and prayers go to that family.

What a sad story. Rest in peace grandpa and grandma. May they find peace.

What about the mailman? He's the real victim here ?
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Posted: 2 Jul 2018, 07:25 PM
so is my time because that joke was way too long even though you could have just said mum cheats on husband to birth kid and it would have been equally funny
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Posted: 3 Jul 2018, 08:11 PM
(2 Jul 2018, 07:25 PM)saphire Wrote: so is my time because that joke was way too long even though you could have just said mum cheats on husband to birth kid and it would have been equally funny

Saph you know what that's called? A slow burn. And if you don't up your game, i'm gonna be slowly burning your family in my chimney in the winter. UwU
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Posted: 3 Jul 2018, 10:03 PM
you did just threaten my family so my gameis on point?
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Posted: 3 Jul 2018, 10:05 PM
Not the first family I've threatened today UwU
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Posted: 4 Jul 2018, 01:45 AM
this is why youre being reported
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Posted: 4 Jul 2018, 08:00 PM
(4 Jul 2018, 01:45 AM)saphire Wrote: this is why youre being reported

Ah~ ah~ yes saph~ report me~~ yes, harder saph~ :corringasm:
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Posted: 4 Jul 2018, 11:46 PM
how come you never responded.



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